katedrawscomics:

you might think this is a cat, but actually it is

rosebeaches:

i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a regular idiot i choose to say things knowing i am an idiot. i am the chooser of my own fate. i am the god of my own reality.

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

I honestly have no idea what I’m doing in life but I went to the grocery store dressed as a banana today again so that was cool

I’m a banana again, this time I’m just on the bus

ionlucacaragialeshitposts:

if you ever think you’re petty remember that eminescu wrote a 98 strophe poem just to call me out for stealing his girl